Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Monday, May 15: The Return of Crazy Jim

Bob Wright and Jim Pinkerton enjoy a laugh on

Then somebody mentions Mickey and both realize how much they truly miss him, although they could never put their feelings into words...

Contestants: Robert Wright and James Pinkerton

Some Jim Pinkerton trivia:

Is in the Guinness Book of World Records for "Longest laugh to a not very funny joke made on a diavlog"

Some jokes I wrote about Jim Pinkerton after seeing him on

Q: How many friends does Jim PInkerton need to help him change a lightbulb?
A: Four, provided they all share the same cultural background because in the entire history of the world there has never been a multicultural society that has worked. If, God forbid, one of the friends is a member of a different culture, Jim and his other three friends have a historical duty to kill him if they ever want to get that lightbulb screwed in. Look at the native Americans! They don't give us any problems after we wiped them out! Not that Jim is actually advocating this, but it's a hard truth. Look at the Israelis! You think they have light bulbs? Well I betcha those Palestinians are always unscrewing them!

Q. Why did Jim PInkerton cross the road?
A. To see if Civil War has broken out in Belgium between the Flemish and the Walloons. After all, there has never been a successful multicultural, multi-lingual society, right? Right?


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